Top 20 signs that your doctor is an Idiot !

By leaptocheap

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Top 20 signs that your doctor may be an idiot

When you complain about your ulcer pain, he tells you not to worry about it.....
When you complain of blood in your stool, he tells you to quit eating spicy food.
He doesn't bother washing his hands before or after he examines you (making wonder what part of the prior patients body he examined last).
He enters the exam room sporting a witch doctor mask and a bag of bones.
Unable to figure out the medical cause of your ailment, he quickly concludes that the problem is all in your head.
After a quick once over he refers you out to another doctor (for no apparent good reason).
He resists consulting with or referring you to other physicians even though your condition has only continued to go south under his care.
He consults (shakes) an an eight ball to determine what's wrong with you.
He asks more questions about your insurance coverage than he does about what's wrong with you.
His eyes glaze over while you're explaining the reason why you came to see him.
He speaks to you as if you were a child .... causing flash backs to your awkward pre-school days.
His responds to your questions about how he sterilizes his medical instruments with something like......... you should worry more about eating a burger from the fast food joint down the street.
The more reasonable the questions you ask, the more frustrated he becomes.
Whenever you speak of your doctor to other health care professionals, they cringe at the mention of his name and go strangely silent.
His patients come and go so often that he's had to resort to paying for radio ads rather than relying on word-of-mouth referrals.
He thinks that WebMD is huge spider web built to entrap doctors.
He thinks that a CAT scan is just a cat looking for food.
He's offended when you tell him that you're going to get a second opinion.
He attributes your fever to global warming.
He asks you if your insurance covers psychic surgery.